Aunt Linda loves your site.
Google might not.

Because if Google can’t find you, no one else will

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Friends will tell you your website looks “nice.” Google won’t.

Google doesn’t care about colors, fonts, or how proud you are of it. Google only cares about whether your site deserves to show up in front of real customers. And if Google can’t find you, customers can’t either.

Simple as that.

Our free SEO audit cuts past opinions and feelings and tells you the truth.


What Google sees.

What Google hates.

And what’s actually stopping your phone from ringing.

We’ll break down the issues costing you traffic, trust, and jobs, in plain English. Just facts you can finally act on.

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Aunt Linda means well.
Google means business.
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